Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Nasir El-Rufai:

So, the governor of Kaduna organised a test for teachers in his state and thousands failed the test. He then sacked the group and in collaboration with NLC, they organised a protest.

El-Rufai, however, insisted he was not compromising and released a couple of test papers.

Here are some of the primary 4 competency test scripts conducted for primary school teachers in Kaduna State. The future of our children must never be politicised. pic.twitter.com/Ws3glt1Wpb

— Governor Kaduna (@GovKaduna) November 9, 2017

He afterwards, put up a notice of employment of new teachers:

#KadunaOpportunities
Kaduna State Government is inviting applications from qualified and interested graduates for teaching appointments into public primary schools. Those who failed the primary 4 competency test have a second chance to reapply if they believe they’re qualified. pic.twitter.com/AdxhUz0kiF

— Governor Kaduna (@GovKaduna) November 9, 2017

2. Banky W

The singer shares his testimony after he had a surgery for a rare skin cancer.

3. Chude

And RED Co-founder, Chude Jideonwo begins a tour after he launched his book “How to Win Elections in Africa”.

4. Wizkid

Interesting… how many of you do this?

Pray everyday for the ones i love

— Wizkid (@wizkidayo) November 9, 2017

5. Aisha Yesufu

Still on the Kaduna issue…

If some of the answer scripts flying around SM are those by the Kaduna State teachers, they should not only be sacked but should also be taken to every student they had flogged to flog them back

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 9, 2017

Its never about the person its about the policies, reforms and work being done. If its good we would applaud and if its bad we would criticise and make demands. Nothing personal. Its all about good governance https://t.co/MXZGBkaoyR

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) November 9, 2017