Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Olusegun Obasanjo
The former president and Godfather has a word for the youth:
Recently former president Olusegun Obasanjo is quoted as saying to youth, "Don’t wish us dead, you still need our mentoring." Thoughts?
— Tolulope Adeleru-Balogun (@tolulopeab) June 6, 2017
Do today's youth still need "mentoring" from those older, ie from former president Olusegun Obasanjo's generation? Join the convo on #MCLAG
— Tolulope Adeleru-Balogun (@tolulopeab) June 6, 2017
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Who mentored them?
What they are doing is god-fatherism not mentorship.
They just want to be able to play God with Nigerians dazzall.— Ndubueze (@ndgreat715) June 6, 2017
To everthing there is a season and time.
2. Lai Mohammed
Guess this is what Obasanjo meant by mentoring?
https://twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/872033918324805632
Unfortunate.
3. Mr Aye Dee
Ummm, Oga OBJ, is this what what we stand to gain from this so-called mentorship?
Reactions:
https://twitter.com/ChrisOgemdi/status/872131161279143936
Incompetent and clueless Governments have no ideas about development except to BORROW, BORROW, BORROW. https://t.co/BXp5S12D34
— Deji Teye (@mydeji247) June 6, 2017
Nigeria needs to wake up.. https://t.co/f6i86gVqjj
— Suku Bishy (@obishyy) June 6, 2017
Yesterday.
4. Samuel Philip
Moving on…
It’s been Heartbreak Central on Twitter NG today over this simple question:
I don't think anyone has every asked this.
MEN; How did you find out your partner was cheating on you.
— Olóyè Ni'matullah (@MsNemah) June 5, 2017
We got high together one day and then she started telling me about her boyfriend- (not me) like who? Whereas we've been dating for 4yrs ☹️ https://t.co/MwNSCDustw
— Samuel Philip (@The_improviser) June 6, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Pinkypixy/status/872020798642454530
I'm sure your Highness cleared immediately pic.twitter.com/wh1EZ6JBsK
— Ayo (@flipzyDon) June 6, 2017
Social media outs the cheater
she ws showing me pics of a wedding she attended when the bbm message came in threes and fours at a time, still good friends tho.
— TheMuhammadan (@MuhammadanwayNG) June 6, 2017
True to life?
An Igbo girl cheated on me and i trekked 5KM on a hot afternoon.
Thats how hard their own cheating can hit you.
— Nnanyi Biggie. JP, Ph.D, OON. (@BiggieMonzie) June 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/Nwanlecha1/status/872076659326930946
5. Osarumen Osamuyi
She came to spend the night at mine, and used my laptop to check her FB profile. I came back into the room and unlocked my laptop, and /1
— osarumen (@skweird) June 6, 2017
I was greeted with her Message box. She was telling a medical doctor that worked with her mum that she just can’t stop loving him and /2
— osarumen (@skweird) June 6, 2017
describing (in detail) what she was going to do to him once she got the chance. I left the laptop unlocked and placed it on the table so /3
— osarumen (@skweird) June 6, 2017
she’d know I’d seen it, then I went to sleep. Context: she was 3 years older than me and had told me that the doctor was “disturbing” her /4
— osarumen (@skweird) June 6, 2017
friends, and was flirting with another at the time. It was a pretty interesting time, lmao. We’re pretty good friends now though. /6
— osarumen (@skweird) June 6, 2017
Reactions:
You sir are a WAY better man than me.
— Stormblessed Tiste Azathanai (@MallamSawyerr) June 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/Nellrneste1/status/872025447223185408
Cheating is the menu on the TL today. Is today a public holiday? Did I miss the memo?
— Tochukwu (@Tokwonna) June 6, 2017
From terrible unemployment report yesterday to cheating topic today. There's a link.
Unemployed people have too much time to cheat? 😏
— Ayobami (@dondekojo) June 6, 2017
Some Men really endure emotional pain in silence. I really hope tweeting about being cheated on was therapeutic for y'all
— Eche Emole 🅰️🌶 (@Echecrates) June 6, 2017
6. Fat Daddy
The sweetest thing ever. WATCH:
https://twitter.com/iamFatPapi/status/872084932402835456
7. Freddy
And this too:
https://twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/status/872067329374531584
