Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I just learnt something new. In continuation of my relentless baby boying, I ordered a bottle of Malbec. Waiter opened it for me to try. I asked my usual joke question: “What if I don’t like it?” She said “No problem. We’ll sell it by the glass.” Why didn’t I think of that??
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) June 10, 2019
At your big age Sir, baby boying.
@thepamilerin Check your account. 100,000 sent.
— Mazi Chima Amadi Ph.D (@AMADICHIMA) June 10, 2019
Blood money.
Uncle are you trying to be funny or you are actually mad? When did I become event coordinator or host. What is my business with soundcheck and DJ. Are you not being stupid this early morning https://t.co/HN9aWhaTRd
— Dr. PamPam | Omo Iya Ologi (@thepamilerin) June 10, 2019
Na wa.
I apologize to you @thepamilerin on behalf of my Brother and Artist @Peruzzi_VIBES he was wrong for putting his hands on you but pple need to realize that we Artist are human beings and we see everything! You said some harsh words too my brother and sometimes this thing dey pain!
— Davido (@iam_Davido) June 10, 2019
Apology rejected.
My Top Nigerian Musicians
Dbanj
Tuface
Tiwa
DavidOThe Nigerian song I like now is Jealous me, I don’t even know the artist name.
I’m not conversant with the Nigerian Music industry, I’m even worse off with Nigerian Movies.
Please don’t be angry.
— Sally (@is_salsu) June 10, 2019
Who asked for your opinion?
