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With A Pinch of Salt
May 27, 2012
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Have you read GEJ’s anonymous letter? It’s all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola GEJ’s anonymous letter to himself on Salami A recently leaked letter has shown that President Jonathan is one the few individuals with the ability to successfully write anonymous letters to themselves. In a letter he titled “Anonymous letter to myself”, the president advised himself on the Salami issue. An excerpt is reproduced... Read More
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March 20, 2012
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“Arunma Oteh and Herman Hembe are clowns” – All in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola The spokesman of Heineken (the beer) revealed in a statement that: He’s an asset of inestimable value, because it’s only a man high on beer who can sponsor such a bill.” Heineken signs Senator Heineken After President Goodluck, the life of another prominent figure from Bayelsa State is proving that a man’s name... Read More
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March 13, 2012
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The women are coming! All in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola A special rendition of Beyonce’s ‘Girls who run the world,’ was performed by music legend Onyeka Onwenu… Nigeria-South Africa friendly called off A proposed football friendly between Nigeria’s Super Eagles and the Bafana Bafana of South Africa has been called off due to Nigeria’s insistence that there be no yellow cards in... Read More
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March 6, 2012
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Committeocracy! The government of the committees, by the committees and for the committees- All in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Those who pledge to Nigeria in the open but seek to pauperize it in the dark shall stumble and awkwardly fall until daylight reveals their underpants. FG to inaugurate conviction probe committee As part of its trans-committee agenda, the federal government through the Ministry of Niger Delta has promised to inaugurate a... Read More
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February 15, 2012
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Has the President got his ‘Goodluck’ back? All in last’s week’s news…with a pinch of salt

 By Stanley Azuakola Interview questions leaked A committee has been set up to investigate the immediate and remote causes responsible for the leak of the general knowledge interview questions for interested applicants into the federal civil service. Some of the leaked questions and the options include: 1. Everyone wants change in Nigeria, but if people... Read More
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February 7, 2012
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“Nigeria’s six arms of government? Executive, Legislature, Cabals, Protesters, Judiciary and Terrorists” – all in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

 by Stanley Azuakola Nigeria’s six arms do battle Nigeria’s six arms of government -executive, legislature, cabals, protesters, judiciary and terrorists- have been engaged in a weekly battle for supremacy over which arm would dominate the news headlines. At the turn of the New Year, the executive gained the upper hand when they removed the subsidy... Read More
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January 31, 2012
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President Obama and President Jonathan to debate? All in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Obama takes on Jonathan` The United States presidential elections season is in full gear and already candidates from the opposition Republican Party have squared off in 19 debates so far. President Obama, who has no rival from his own Democratic Party, has complained that he is feeling a bit debate-rusty. To keep... Read More
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January 25, 2012
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Government Officials make plans for 2015, all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

By Stanley Azuakola A Pinch…refuses to believe that any god is sadistic enough to demand the lives of innocent men. President Jonathan unmoved by unpopularity These are not the best of times for opponents of President Jonathan as the president has grown more confident and is gradually letting go of what they call his “inferiority... Read More
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January 2, 2012
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It was all about President Jonathan and crowned clowns in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

By Stanley Azuakola  Title change for President Jonathan Moved by the outpour of love and public display of weeping in North Korea since the death of their “Dear Leader”, Kim Jong-il, Nigeria’s Office of National Distraction (OND) has proposed a title change for President Jonathan. The director of the OND, Alhaji Saiko Fant who announced the decision said... Read More
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December 28, 2011
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Father-in-laws and new government laws, all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Lagos father-in-laws revolt The Association of Professional Father-in-laws, Lagos branch, has said that from April 2012, after fuel subsidy is removed, bride prices for their daughters would go up to reflect new market realities. The father-in-laws also said other policies like the exorbitant University of Lagos fees and the Lekki expressway tolls would... Read More
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December 26, 2011
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Laws and prophesies for 2012, all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Investigations have shown that some public officials are frantically lobbying to have T. B. Joshua of The Synagogue Church of All Nations prophecy concerning their offices. Kidnapping law annoys kidnappers Nigeria’s National Assembly (NASS) has come under fire from the National Assembly of Kidnappers (NAK) over a new law being pushed by... Read More
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