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Have you read GEJ’s anonymous letter? It’s all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola GEJ's anonymous letter to himself on Salami A recently leaked letter has shown that President Jonathan is one the few individuals with the ability to successfully write…

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“Arunma Oteh and Herman Hembe are clowns” – All in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola The spokesman of Heineken (the beer) revealed in a statement that: He's an asset of inestimable value, because it's only a man high on beer who can…

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The women are coming! All in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola A special rendition of Beyonce's 'Girls who run the world,' was performed by music legend Onyeka Onwenu... Nigeria-South Africa friendly called off A proposed football friendly between…

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Committeocracy! The government of the committees, by the committees and for the committees- All in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Those who pledge to Nigeria in the open but seek to pauperize it in the dark shall stumble and awkwardly fall until daylight reveals their underpants. FG…

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Has the President got his ‘Goodluck’ back? All in last’s week’s news…with a pinch of salt

 By Stanley Azuakola Interview questions leaked A committee has been set up to investigate the immediate and remote causes responsible for the leak of the general knowledge interview questions for…

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“Nigeria’s six arms of government? Executive, Legislature, Cabals, Protesters, Judiciary and Terrorists” – all in last week’s news… with a pinch of salt

 by Stanley Azuakola Nigeria's six arms do battle Nigeria's six arms of government -executive, legislature, cabals, protesters, judiciary and terrorists- have been engaged in a weekly battle for supremacy over…

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President Obama and President Jonathan to debate? All in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Obama takes on Jonathan` The United States presidential elections season is in full gear and already candidates from the opposition Republican Party have squared off in 19…

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Government Officials make plans for 2015, all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

By Stanley Azuakola A Pinch...refuses to believe that any god is sadistic enough to demand the lives of innocent men. President Jonathan unmoved by unpopularity These are not the best…

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It was all about President Jonathan and crowned clowns in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

By Stanley Azuakola  Title change for President Jonathan Moved by the outpour of love and public display of weeping in North Korea since the death of their “Dear Leader”, Kim…

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Father-in-laws and new government laws, all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Lagos father-in-laws revolt The Association of Professional Father-in-laws, Lagos branch, has said that from April 2012, after fuel subsidy is removed, bride prices for their daughters would…

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Laws and prophesies for 2012, all in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Investigations have shown that some public officials are frantically lobbying to have T. B. Joshua of The Synagogue Church of All Nations prophecy concerning their offices. Kidnapping…

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This week on ‘A pinch…’ is our top 10 Denials of 2011

by Stanley Azuakola "I am not a lion. I am not a king. I am not a general.” –President Jonathan Dino Melaye nominated for Nobel Prize Hon. Dino Melaye, the…

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CeeCee, Kisses and NSE in last week’s news…with a pinch of salt

by Stanley Azuakola Senators to list themselves on the NSE To help boost the ailing Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE), senators have unfolded an ambitious plan which would have individual senators…

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