This story is unbelievable at best, and a fable at worst. We can’t quite make up our minds as to which it is.

See below:

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871744477710471168

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871744904518619138

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871746064826740737

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871747397944213504

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871748475834314752

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871749672238432256

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871750234182995968

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871751140748267521

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871752337525813249

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871752606510665732

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871755459316920321

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871756056350916612

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871756927616897024

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871763233736187905

https://twitter.com/asikiyageorge54/status/871763589186695168

O ga o.