Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Betty Irabor
I know we have a major drug abuse problem on our hands but I can’t believe the abuse has reached a stage where our youth are getting HIGH from toxic pit latrines, gutters and dry excrement. Speechless!!
— Betty Irabor (@BettyIrabor) October 17, 2018
What?! This is too much!!
2. Atiku Abubakar
Let us keep this here in case he wins.
3. Bright Uchemadu
https://twitter.com/iamswitchme/status/1052538470080622593
Bros stop lying, is it not what you were thinking, then you typed it and pressed ‘tweet’?
Liar liar uncle.
Meanwhile, what does ‘back to her senses’ mean? And… what if the man is at fault?
4. Habib Lateef
https://twitter.com/SIREHABBIIBB/status/1052603123850768384
True talk.
5. Dakore Egbuson-Akande
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpCHjg9HQKg/?taken-by=dakoreea
Amen oo. At least we were there by the spirit.
5. Uncle Ari
What is this one saying again?
If you had a pole a light year (distance covered by light wave in a year) long and you stand at one end and have a ball at another end, and you pushed the pole from your end, it will take about 900,000 years before the ball moves. https://t.co/0uH6lk49tk
— Uncle Ari (@MazeDaMouth) October 17, 2018
Can someone tell Uncle Ari that what he typed sounds like gibberish?
6. Edhuyo
https://twitter.com/IamEdhuyo/status/1052618705790795776
Exactly, but some people will prefer to glorify one sin and demonise the other.
7. Temidayo Sidiq
Oshey, this one is forming rhyme scheme expert.
"Assumptions are the termites of relationships."
If it's too disturbing to bear, ask for clarification.
If you can't suppress it, express it!Don't ruin it with silence.
Don't die in silence.#WednesdayWisdom pic.twitter.com/HPxZGqvPQJ— Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq (ARIYO) (@thetaiwosidiq) October 17, 2018
Although we have one important line…”don’t die in silence“.
