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Chinedu Okafor November 11, 2020

Public official allegedly spent N2.2bn on prayers for Nigeria; why do you still pray for free?

If the headline above got you scratching your head in confusion and disbelief or doubting your own sanity, we wouldn't blame you, but make no mistake about it, the account…

Toluwanimi Onakoya September 21, 2020

Adieu APC? Senator Okorocha ‘reveals’ shocking state of party, following Obaseki’s victory | #TheYNaijaCover

The highly anticipated Edo election just came to a close over the weekend, with Governor Godwin Obaseki emerging victorious and extending his tenure as governor of Edo state for another…

Op-Ed Editor August 26, 2020

The FFK ‘Short Circuit’ may not be a one-off afterall | The #YNaijaCover

Critic and former Aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode, has come under heavy criticism by Nigerians including the Nigerian Union of Journalists (NUJ) and Rights Organisation, Amnesty International and after a viral…

Op-Ed Editor July 3, 2020

Nigerian Law School “empowers” unknown cleaner with N32m | The #YNaijaCover

News broke out today the Nigerian Law School paid N32 million illegally into the account of an unnamed cleaner over a period of 12 months. This was revealed to the…

Op-Ed Editor June 30, 2020

Governor Wike writes Buhari shocking love poem | The YNaijaCover

Nyesom Wike, governor of Rivers, recently invited President Muhammadu Buhari for a state visit. This is coming after the Federal Government approved the disbursement N78.9 billion as reimbursement for the…

Op-Ed Editor June 23, 2020

Ondo Guber: Governor Akeredolu throws ‘pepper-dem’ challenge at Deputy | The #YNaijaCover

Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq June 19, 2020

Magu reportedly marked down for ‘Mago Mago’ | The #YNaijaCover

Social media timelines in Nigeria were this Friday flooded with news about what may be an imminent sack of the Anti-Corruption Czar for the Muhammadu Buhari administration in the works.…

Op-Ed Editor May 26, 2020

COVID-19: Nigeria Airforce embarks on rescue mission | The #YNaijaCover

On today's Cover, he Nigerian Airforce (NAF) produced locally-made ventilators as its contribution to national efforts towards fighting coronvirus. The Chief of Air Staff (CAS), Air Marshal (AM) Sadique Abubakar,…

Op-Ed Editor May 25, 2020

Abba Kyari: Secrets fall apart | The #YNaijaCover

President Buhari has reportedly directed his new Chief of Staff, Ibrahim Agboola Gambari, to cancell all appointments and approval by the late Chief of Staff Abba Kyari, who passed away…

Op-Ed Editor May 22, 2020

Burna ‘obstructs’ unity vibes for 30BG and WizkidFC | The #YNaijaCover

Lots of reactions have trailed the rather cryptic Instagram posts from Burna Boy, which is believed to be in response to Davido announcing a yet-to-be-titled project due out in June.…

Op-Ed Editor May 20, 2020

Doctors on ‘revenge mission’ over arrest of colleagues | The #YNaijaCover

In today's YNaija Cover, the Lagos state chapter of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) issued a sit-at-home directive to its members. More than 50 essential workers, including doctors were said…

Op-Ed Editor May 18, 2020

Femi Adesina ‘incurs wrath’ of Nigerians | The #YNaijaCover

Femi Adesina, the special adviser on media and publicity to the Nigerian President, Muhammadu Buhari disputed the claim that the president will be addressing the nation today on the coronavirus…

Op-Ed Editor May 13, 2020

COVID-19: NAFDAC speaks on ‘audio vaccines’ in Nigeria | The #YNaijaCover

The National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has said that it received only one application from one company for the endorsement of a product to treat…

Op-Ed Editor May 8, 2020

Orji Uzor Kalu: Freed at last or free from the beginning? | The #YNaijaCover

Former Abia governor, Orji Uzor Kalu has been freed from the Nigerian correctional facility in Kuje, Abuja this morning. The senator who was jailed for allegedly stealing public funds was…

Op-Ed Editor May 7, 2020

JUTH engages COVID-19 in ‘kalo-kalo’ battle | The #YNaijaCover

25 doctors working with the Jos University Teaching Hospital in Plateau have been sacked by the management of the health institution. It was gathered that the information about the disengagement…

Op-Ed Editor April 23, 2020

$21,000 Palaver featuring Pete Edochie, Interview gone wrong | Funny Tweets we saw from Nigerians today

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social…

Op-Ed Editor April 13, 2020

Pastor Chris explains ‘real’ position on 5G. A new rhapsody? | The #YNaijaCover

Founder of Christ Embassy, Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, has backtracked on his claim that the introduction of 5G networks was responsible for the coronavirus pandemic. Oyakhilome had alleged that 5G —…

Op-Ed Editor April 8, 2020

Treasury House Fire: Could it be what we are thinking? | The #YNaijaCover

There was a fire outbreak today at the headquarters of the Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, also known as the 'Treasury House.' And although that the fire has…

Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq April 7, 2020

Did WHO really react to Pastor Chris and Dino Melaye’s vaccine theories? | The #YNaijaCover

The World Health Organisation (WHO) has dispelled rumors that Africa will be used as a testing ground for COVID-19 vaccine. Director-general of the organisation, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, said this during…

Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq April 2, 2020

Akwa Ibom mistook COVID-19 results for number of votes? | The #YNaija Cover

The headquarters of Nollywood may be moving to Uyo in the next few days if the action of the state government is anything to go by. Having neglected the voice…

Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq March 30, 2020

COVID-19: ‘Corona times deserve colonial measures’ | The #YNaijaCover

If you don't know we are in interesting times, you probably may have been in a cave for the last one month. As always, President Muhammadu Buhari seems to be facing another…

Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq March 27, 2020

On top COVID-19, the U.S. is ‘threatening’ the Nigerian health sector | The #YNaijaCover

To combat the COVID-19 crisis in the U,S., the American government has advised medical professionals with approved immigration petition to contact its embassies or consulates for possible visa appointments. And…

Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq March 25, 2020

Do we have a new President or what’s up with this new memo? | The #YNaijaCover

It's exactly one month today since the index case of the novel Coronavirus(COVID-19) came into the country, signalling what would be the beginning of a tortuous 'month of breaking news.'…

Op-Ed Editor March 24, 2020

Abba Kyari tests positive for COVID-19 | The #YNaijaCover

According to reports, the chief of staff to the president Abba kyari has tested positive for the corona virus. President Muhammadu buhari was also tested but his result came back…

Editor February 19, 2020

Journalists are trying to take over the government in Cross River; they need support

Agba Jalingo, one of several journalists and prisoners of conscience, was released on bail on Cross River State yesterday after spending five months in detention on charges of treason, treasonable…