Are you finding it difficult to hook yourself a man? Or have you got yourself the man, the ring and the idyllic house on the Island yet still find it difficult to navigate the streams of marriage? Nneka O. is here to help. Well, sorta.
She curates some thoughts of Nigerians, broadcast on Twitter expressing how a woman who wants to marry must conduct herself in order to get a guy and how to keep the relationship seamless when she becomes a Mrs. Of course, these perspectives are as backward and sexist as can be. But these are thoughts that present day Nigerians hold, and as such are worth exploring.
Don’t say we didn’t help you. Enjoy:
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866763862913282048
1 Put a knife to your throat
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866768149445738496
2. Curb that Gucci-Rolls Royce appetite
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866768451343462400
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866776410832216065
3. Career ambition is a no-no
bsp;
4. Always be humble
5. Don’t listen to the media lies
6. Work that face before the wrinkles strike
7. Remember not to break that seal
8. Anticipate that moment of test
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866769601803284480
9. Feminism and womanhood are a bad mix. Dilute properly.
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866769710129524736
10. Hustle with all your strength to be a bridesmaid
11. 28 is the cut off mark
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866770178964680704
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866769905382719498
12. Get into the kitchen
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866790526829420544
13. You deserve to be beaten
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866770711980986368
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866770258765508609
14. Touching yourself has unfortunate effects
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/866771495732875264
Ode!
